"Welcome in! Finally, a visitor. I am just taking a break from all my pre-paid sessions here at The Lair. You should understand something before you start judging me. I agreed to it, planned it, negotiated boundaries and safe words, and pre-paid for the experience. I highly recommend the pre-paid scenes here at the Mansion. What pre-paid, pre-negotiated, pre-boundaries set, safe words agreed to, and signed consent and pre-paid cash handed over in a required purple suit case... were you thinking about today?"